Article: 178539 of talk.bizarre From: gseidman@math13.math.umbc.edu (Anthropohedron) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: There is a woman Date: 1 Dec 1994 17:56:31 GMT Organization: University of Maryland, Baltimore County Lines: 54 Message-ID: <3bl2of$g13@news.umbc.edu> Summary: failing to suck (?) Status: O There is a woman. She stands unashamed, unabashed. Her skin is smooth and unblemished, the ravages of hormones forgotten or unknown. Her hair has never seen a split end, and trails lightly on the ground. It is blonde, or chestnut, or fiery red. The gentle breeze teases the eye, tickling the grass at her feet and brushing the hair from her flesh. Briefly, ever so briefly, does an inverted triangle of identically colored hair appear through the shifting tresses. A small flurry of hair makes her turn her face upward, the sun flashing from her eyes. Her eyes, green or brown or blue or grey but dazzlingly so, are slanted. Or not. The thin eyebrows and eyelashes, just barely glinting in the sun, reflect the light as if continuations of the locks hanging from her head. Her nose is straight or slightly hooked or ski-jumped, and lies above a mouth with full lips and nearly invisible smile lines. She shakes her head and the wind changes, throwing her hair behind her like a cloak. The grass bends and ripples in concert with the waves of hair. She lifts her arms and curves her long fingers into the wind as if they were pinions. Her ribs are not quite visible through her taut skin, and the curve of her breasts in profile can be seen shifting slightly as her arms lift and lower in the wind, as her breath fills and leaves her lungs. The curve of her hip, the indentation of her navel, the soft, light hair on her slightly rounded belly become clearly defined as she turns to follow the wind. Soon she is spinning to keep up with the wind, her tiny ankles bouncing as they turn her body. She gives a clear laugh of joy and tumbles to the ground, gracefully somehow. The wind has subsided and she sits, plucking single leaves of grass and tying them in knots. She gathers her hair around her, stands, and walks on. The wind returns and follows her, leaving the sky and the grass and the air as still and clear as a summer day can be. --Anthropohedron (I think I can guarantee uniqueness but I am having some trouble proving existence.)