Article: 178551 of talk.bizarre From: email@example.com (jeff vogel) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: JERKING OFF: an erotic poem. Date: 1 Dec 1994 13:01:13 -0500 Organization: Rutgers University LCSR Lines: 63 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Status: O Jerking Off An erotic poem by Jeff Vogel I've had good sex a thousand times, and blowjobs by the score. I've felched and necked with gerbils pure, Had threesomes on the floor. I've been to orgies, peeped and spanked, and I don't care if you scoff. For nothing beats the wild delights, I get when jerking off. I think of love in days gone by, Without rancor or tiff, And then I spray my manly juice, while looking at a GIF. I've tried true love, It had its points. Cuddling til' 3, and puffing joints, But I would rather fantasize about rising up into a tree, and harpy babes with latex wings, would fly up and service me. I have people from on the street, any of them with stoke my lust, and them switch to an amorphous being, with ninty vaginas and an eight foot bust. I imagine watching Roseanne, and characters leaping out of the screen, and hug me twice and spank me nice, and service me real keen. And when I get sweet release, Drained of all stress and will, I massage my nuts fast as I can, To get them to refill. I had a woman's lovely face tattooed upon my cock. It's my girlfriend now, O' Yes, I hear you mock. It's always faithful, always kind, although sometimes its sore. We're never alone, will die together, and who could ask for more? - Jeff Vogel Copyright 1994 All rights reserved. No public readings of this poem allowed without prior written permission of the poet.