Article: 261277 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Sing It, Alanis! Date: 1 Dec 1995 01:12:49 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 52 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. I'm strong but I'm stupid I'm loud but I suck I'm gross but I'm boring, baby I'm slow but I'm lethal I'm sly but I'm ignorant I'm weird but I'm pointless, mommy What it all comes down to Is that everything's gonna be mine, mine, mine I've got one hand in your pocket And the other one is waving a Tec-9 I'm drunk but you're ugly I'm young and I'm horny I'm wired but I'm violent, dude I'm lubed but I'm hyper I'm stoned and I'm mostly gone You're wrong and you know it, loser What it all comes down to Is that something's comin' in the air tonight I've got one hand in your pocket And the other one is giving you the bird What it all comes down to Is that I haven't got my head straightened out just yet I've got one hand in your pocket And the other one is clamped over your mouth I'm calm but I'm crazy I'm glib but I'm rude I'm hard and I'm friendly, baby I'm cruel but I'm laughing I'm lame but I'm lecherous I'm sick and you're pretty, honey What it all boils down to Is that no one's really got me figured out just yet I've got one hand in your pocket And the other one is snapping a chicken's spine What it all comes down to my friends Is that everything's just fine fine fine I've got one hand in your pocket And the other one is searching for a vein.... -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.