Article: 261277 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <andsol@cml.rice.edu>
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Subject: Sing It, Alanis!
Date: 1 Dec 1995 01:12:49 -0500
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I'm strong but I'm stupid
I'm loud but I suck
I'm gross but I'm boring, baby
I'm slow but I'm lethal
I'm sly but I'm ignorant
I'm weird but I'm pointless, mommy

What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be mine, mine, mine
I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is waving a Tec-9

I'm drunk but you're ugly 
I'm young and I'm horny
I'm wired but I'm violent, dude
I'm lubed but I'm hyper
I'm stoned and I'm mostly gone
You're wrong and you know it, loser

What it all comes down to
Is that something's comin' in the air tonight
I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is giving you the bird
What it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got my head straightened out just yet
I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is clamped over your mouth
 
I'm calm but I'm crazy
I'm glib but I'm rude
I'm hard and I'm friendly, baby
I'm cruel but I'm laughing
I'm lame but I'm lecherous
I'm sick and you're pretty, honey

What it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got me figured out just yet
I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is snapping a chicken's spine
What it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is searching for a vein....

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