Article: 261238 of talk.bizarre
From: (Mark Lippert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Truth About Santa
Date: 30 Nov 1995 18:57:34 -0600
Organization: Exec-PC
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Message-ID: <49ljtu$>

I finally figured it out.  How Santa has stayed alive for all these centuries.
How he fits all those presents in his sled.  How he delivers them all in one
night.  It all ties together in one little neat package.

Santa is a Time Lord, and his sled is a Tardis.

Think about it, won't you?

Mark "Screw Tim Allen" Lippert