Article: 261265 of talk.bizarre
From: (Zvi Gilbert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: hate
Date: 1 Dec 1995 00:25:53 -0500
Organization: The Church of Maximum Occupancy
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Message-ID: <49m3l1$>
Status: O

i hate sneezing and coughing and wheezing and smelling
hurting and sweating and lying and selling
belching and gulping and farting
boo hoo
but most of all
i hate you.

i hate flying and freezing and broiling and itching
washing and brushing and aching and bitching
leaving and limping and gasping 
true blue
but worst of all
i hate you.

i hate rhyming and writing and typing and thinking
blinking and blowing and eating and drinking
sleeping just sucks, and waking does too
and best of all

days of striving, nights of novocaine