Article: 261320 of talk.bizarre
From: (Meredith Tanner)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: [repost] animal alphabet, unfinished
Date: 1 Dec 1995 00:42:41 -0800
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the peccary's a brainless beast,
but perfectly designed
to serve as a delicious feast
for carnivores unkind.

raccons are rarely in demand
where humans are concerned
a hungry coon, a tiny hand --
a trash can overturned.

in zoos, one rarely sees the seals;
the crowds won't let you through.
perhaps a gatling gun on wheels
would clarify the view.

observe our warty friend the toad;

Fertile in naught but faking/Futile each season passes;
And scrutiny discloses/Thy most prodigious Roses
Are really Horse's Asses. -- Don Marquis