Article: 261780 of talk.bizarre
From: gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: [repost] animal alphabet, unfinished
Date: 4 Dec 1995 18:59:06 -0500
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Meredith Tanner <merde@shellx.best.com> wrote:
>
>[peccary, raccon, seal, and...]
>observe our warty friend the toad;

Alas, I lack anything clever to say about the Toad.  Also, my newsfeed
seems to be slightly ill; so, figuring that someone's already done the
next few letters and I just haven't seen them yet, I'll skip ahead:

The horseshoe crab, or Xiphosuran,
Has no enemies to fight.
I find him rather unallurin'--
Reminds me of a trilobite.

The Yak, he is a shaggy fellow;
He's quite the opposite of small.
And if you want to feed him Jello,
Be warned-- he won't like that at all.

Oh Zebra! Every Alphabet
Has you at the end, of course.
Your stripes are very stylish; yet
Some would claim you're just a horse.


-ed g.