Article: 261393 of talk.bizarre From: email@example.com (Ed Gaillard) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: (adv't) Date: 1 Dec 1995 09:51:26 -0500 Organization: Department of Pointless Activities Lines: 11 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Summary: probably been done before. *sigh*. Status: O X-Status: Most people don't care about me. That's why I carry the American Depressed Card. With it, I can be down in the best dumps all over the world-- it's recognized by over five billion people worldwide. When you carry cheerfulness, you're out of luck if it's stolen or lost. But with American Depressed Card, you'll get a replacement almost immediately, whether you want one or not. The American Depressed Card. What's the use of leaving home?