Article: 261393 of talk.bizarre
From: (Ed Gaillard)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: (adv't)
Date: 1 Dec 1995 09:51:26 -0500
Organization: Department of Pointless Activities
Lines: 11
Message-ID: <49n4pe$>
Summary: probably been done before.  *sigh*.
Status: O

Most people don't care about me.  That's why I carry the American
Depressed Card.  With it, I can be down in the best dumps all over the
world-- it's recognized by over five billion people worldwide.

When you carry cheerfulness, you're out of luck if it's stolen or lost.
But with American Depressed Card, you'll get a replacement almost
immediately, whether you want one or not.

The American Depressed Card.  What's the use of leaving home?