Article: 261386 of talk.bizarre
From: (pygmy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: please praise me or you WILL be the last to know
Date: Fri, 01 Dec 1995 08:52:40 -0700
Organization: Front Range Internet, Inc.
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Status: O

you raise your hand
/i flinch/

"Why do you do that?
      I never hit you."

*yes you did*

"Bitch"-> slap
"Selfish"-> slap
"...not good enough"-> slap

now i react to your touch.