Article: 261459 of talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Nothing here but net
Date: 1 Dec 1995 16:58:39 GMT
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
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Message-ID: <49nc7v$b06@ncar.ucar.edu>
Keywords: FTSD
Status: O
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So here we are on AOL
We're just a bunch of newbies
Let's ask for GIFs of naked chicks
who have enormous boobies
(who have enormous boobies!)

Net, net, net
We're newbies on the net
So fire up Mosaic, boys,
There's nothing here but net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net...

We're clueless prats who like to chat
With users who are female
We finger those with girly names
And send harassing email
(and send harassing email!)

Net, net, net
We're newbies on the net
So let's all post MAKE MONEY FAST
There's nothing here but net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net...

The sysop said he'd kick us off
If we do that again
Well we don't care, we'll all get new
Accounts on MSN
(accounts on MSN!)

Net, net, net
We're newbies on the net
We're wanking off in alt dot sex
There's nothing here but net!

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