Article: 261376 of talk.bizarre
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: (the reverse-psychology major)
Subject: accept it or not, i don't give a shit
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Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Fri, 1 Dec 1995 19:33:04 GMT
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Status: O

i had a reallt good recipee to post for 'fts' day but i lost it,
well, lost isn't the appropriate word. see, i was sitting on the 
crapper [that's right i sit when i shit, any problem with that?]
and i reached over to get some toilet paper and IT WAS GONE! there
wasn't any.

so what could i do? i *had* to wipe my ass because momma always
said 'wipe your ass after you shit'. well, i walked to the closet
with my pants around my ankles to get some more. when i opened
the closet IT WAS GONE!

so there i was standing with my ass in the air and shit cakin' to 
my asshole. I NEEDED TO WIPE! so i reached forthe nearest paper,
any paper. which happened to be on my desk [ok, it's not a desk, just a
card table] 

well i grabbed some paper, quickly wiped my ass [to great relief, i 
must add] and went back to my desk to type in the recipe. it was at 
this point i noticed my mistake. so all i can do is repost the 
'top-ten things that really sduck', here ya go:

top ten things that really suck.

10. punctured lungs
 9. vaccum cleaners
 8. straws
 7. aquarium filter tubes
 6. certain people [ if you know what i mean ]
 5. lollipops
 4. swimming pool filters
 3. vampires
 2. leeches
ready ...
 1. divine brown [ask hugh]

    this is true


this is my .sig. it's one of the best .sig's on the 'net'. i know what 
you're thinking: 'did he post 5 or 6 articles'? to tell you the truth i
kinda lost track myself. so you gotta ask yourself one question: 'is it
true?' huh, is it punk? come on, go for it. make my breakfast.