Article: 261429 of talk.bizarre
From: crisper@shellx.best.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: FTS: A happy tune
Date: 1 Dec 1995 12:38:40 -0800
Organization: The Crisper Mind
Lines: 31
Message-ID: <49np4g$eb4@shellx.best.com>
Summary: The tune should be familiar
Status: O
X-Status: 


I wanna marry the White House keeper
 and keep him company.
I wanna marry the White House keeper
 and live in the heart of D.C.
I'll sign his bills by the light of day
so civil rights can slip away.
I wanna marry the White House keeper;
 won't that be okay?

We'll have talks and secret rendezvous;
maybe hide a scandal, too.
I'd love livin' in the White House;
how 'bout you?

Dream of livin' in the White House, baby,
 every single day.
Dream of livin' in the White House
 on Pennsyl-van-i-a.
So if you wanna make your dreams come true,
you'll be the White House keeper soon.
We could live in the White House,
 the white one down the way, hey hey!
Won't that be okay, hey hey!
(yat-ta-da-da-daaaaa)

	--The Elder Dan
	(musically crisper)

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