Article: 261587 of talk.bizarre From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Melissa Litwicki) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: whiff Date: 2 Dec 1995 00:08:21 GMT Organization: University of Michigan Lines: 15 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Status: O X-Status: One night, when but a sliver of the moon was showing (the rest of the orb deep in vacuum shadow), she decided once and for all that the moon looked far, far too lonely, too cold. So, she reached out with arms of gravity and pulled her faithful satellite close to her ample bosom, snuggling it close to her warm and welcoming core, and killing trillions in the process. She hummed a happy and gentle nursery rhyme. The sun and Jupiter were furious, but soon forgave her, for the earth had always been a tad unbalanced. mlis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melissa Litwicki firstname.lastname@example.org Radio Controlled Operation In Vivid Six Ways Of Movement With Reality!