Article: 261594 of talk.bizarre From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Nathan Torkington) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: richh does Fort Collins Date: 2 Dec 1995 06:41:10 GMT Organization: Interchangeable Antipodeans, Inc. Lines: 72 Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Background-Noise: silence as snow falls X-Category: trip report, of a kind Status: O X-Status: SCENE: richh, j.j, gnat, pygmy, boymozart and kira are at a restaurant, eating. richh: "I've become Ulterior Motive man!" j.j: "*have become*?" gnat: "I wasn't a drinker before I met jenine." boym: "god forbid we should have biked downhill on HOTT.BOB weekend." richh: "I kissed KIBO at dorsey.bob --- EUUUUCCCCCH!" j.j: "It takes forever for the food to get here, and then it's cold. That's why we like coming here. Oh, wait ..." richh: "If it wasn't for the coefficient of friction, you wouldn't come." j.j: "I don't care what you have to say." richh: "You have any opiates?" richh: "But no, you're going to get all excited and do it yourself like a 2-year old." boym: "You callin' me a SLUT?" richh: "She was born to bend at the waist." richh: [with knife] "I didn't want to have to use this." boym: "Buttman!" j.j: "He is total FBI serial killer profile, all the way." pygmy: "1, 2, 50. I'm a liberal arts major for a reason." richh: "... nipples are very ... nippley." gnat: "The world would be a more boring place without Polaroid." gnat: "Hey, she hasn't reached into MY pocket yet. What's going on here?" j.j: "Even when it's pink, it's good." boym: "Yeah, this 90-schilling stuff is --- BUUURRRRRRP!" richh: "Aniphylactic shock - that's like prophylactic shock, right?" richh: "Fort Collins: Making the world safe for regular shops." pygmy: "You remember Joel, don't you? Joel? Joel, on the bed with us?" pygmy: "No, no, no playing with me." j.j: "I didn't see that coming." richh: "Nobody does." kira: "Nat, honey, I think you should put those back. This is a little obsession with you, then?" j.j: "Are you going to drink this?" boym: "OK, you see this opening over there?" richh: "She's once, twice, three times a lady. BUUUUURP!" j.j: "Get it out of there - that's disgusting!"