Article: 261691 of talk.bizarre Newsgroups: talk.bizarre From: firstname.lastname@example.org (the reverse-psychology major) Subject: beelzibub on love Message-ID: <DJ15zF.BC1@world.std.com> Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA Date: Sun, 3 Dec 1995 21:50:03 GMT Lines: 24 Status: O X-Status: ... to me love is meant to be a kind, gentle beable. it takes two and generally involves, but is not confined to, sex. there is love without sex. this is good news for gooley that is not to say that WHEN CAROLYNNE IS LAYING, BARE-ASSED NAKED ACROSS MY LAP WITH HER PRETTY LITTLE BUM JUTTED UP INVITINGLY IN THE AIR, I DO NOT GET A BONER! FUCK!!! ARE YOU An ASSHOLE?! OF COURSE I DO!! YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HER BUM! IT IS SO SEXY!! ... now, she is going back to africa and i'll miss her. sure we're going to keep in touch by mail BUT, HEY!, GIVE ME A BREAK!! WHAT WILL I DO FOR SEX?! I NEED HELP!!! YOU MAY BE ABLE TO HELP. ARE YOU A FEMALE? DO YOU HAVE A NICE BUM? AND MOST OF ALL, CAN I SPANK YOU? GET OFF YOUR ASS. LOGIN AND WRITE TO ME! I WANT SOME ASS AND I WANT IT NOW!!! sloppy, wet, kisses beelzibub ps; you naughty girl!! -- this is my .sig. it's one of the best .sig's on the 'net'. i know what you're thinking: 'did he post 5 or 6 articles'? to tell you the truth i kinda lost track myself. so you gotta ask yourself one question: 'is it true?' huh, is it punk? come on, go for it. make my breakfast.