Article: 261599 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 2x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 13:58:48 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 27 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY *********************************** Lost....won....who cares? They sidled into our corner of reality, appearing silently among us, seemingly from nowhere. Thin and elongated like broomsticks, they were instantly on every street corner and in every home, spraying euphoriant gases everywhere. It seems our anger in this dimension manifests as an atomic explosion in theirs. Every tantrum, every conniption, every fit causes thousands of them to die. Their invasion was necessarily swift, universal and pleasant. Now they watch us carefully -- too ethical to commit genocide, but too vigilant to allow even one slip in our good humor. Yeah, we lost. Isn't it great? -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.