Article: 261599 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Subject: 2x100
Date: 1 Dec 1995 13:58:48 -0500
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Lost....won....who cares?

They sidled into our corner of reality, appearing silently
among us, seemingly from nowhere.  Thin and elongated like
broomsticks, they were instantly on every street corner and
in every home, spraying euphoriant gases everywhere.

It seems our anger in this dimension manifests as an atomic
explosion in theirs.  Every tantrum, every conniption, every
fit causes thousands of them to die.  Their invasion was
necessarily swift, universal and pleasant.  Now they watch
us carefully -- too ethical to commit genocide, but too 
vigilant to allow even one slip in our good humor.

Yeah, we lost.  Isn't it great?

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