Article: 261618 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 6x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 14:00:12 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 24 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O LOVE IS BLIND ************* Marry a woman, you say. Find a nice girl and settle down. I wish I could make you happy, Mom, but we love each other. I met IA at the Anatares Cultural Festival. It was playing the windharp, fanning the strings with those long, lovely cilia. I introduced myself, and we played some duets. IA professed its feelings over dinner, and we consummated our love in the ocean -- I, taking pleasure in IA's protean form; it, desiring my solidity. We cannot reproduce, true, but we'll adopt. I'll be a good father, and IA has promised not to devour our young. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.