Article: 261628 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Date: 1 Dec 1995 14:10:13 -0500
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New York City:  Meyer's Deli.  Phil Moscowicz, enjoying his
supper, feels the icy finger of death upon his shoulder.  A
disemboweled gentleman asks if Phil plans to finish his Reuben.
Having lost his appetite, Phil surrenders his pickle as well.

                     - * -

The Undead were everywhere -- in cities, in desolate wastelands,
on the medians of freeways -- all politely requesting food.
Entire hospital morgues relocated to the cafeteria, inquiring
about the soup du jour.  Drowning victims inexorably clawed
up the strand towards the paralyzed Sno-Kone vendor.  Super-
markets were suddenly full of shambling corpses patrolling
the aisles for samples.

Would this horror never end?! 

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