Article: 261478 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 20x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 14:10:41 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 26 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O BODYART ******* She pestered her mother for some back-to-school bodyart. Eventually she won and went on an anatomical spree. She had both eyeballs pierced; fibreoptic leads snaked from the studs to multifaceted oculars on her forehead. A ten centimeter hole was cut through her abdomen and plugged with a defused artillery shell; her spine was bifurcated and spliced around the obstruction. A set of ferret scent glands were grafted under her armpits -- useful for marking property....or BOYS! The first day of school, her homeroom classmates stared at her. A few giggled, whispering, "She's not even chrome-plated!" Kids can be so cruel. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.