Article: 261478 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Subject: 20x100
Date: 1 Dec 1995 14:10:41 -0500
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She pestered her mother for some back-to-school bodyart.  Eventually
she won and went on an anatomical spree.

She had both eyeballs pierced; fibreoptic leads snaked from the studs
to multifaceted oculars on her forehead.  A ten centimeter hole was cut
through her abdomen and plugged with a defused artillery shell; her
spine was bifurcated and spliced around the obstruction.  A set of
ferret scent glands were grafted under her armpits -- useful for
marking property....or BOYS!

The first day of school, her homeroom classmates stared at her.  A 
few giggled, whispering, "She's not even chrome-plated!"

Kids can be so cruel.

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