Article: 261491 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 24x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:26:58 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 27 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O DESPERATE TIMES *************** Io is a thirsty world -- a place of great heat and no water. We're rich in volatiles, and that puts money in our pockets, but we've got to drink like everybody else. With those bastards on Europa raising water prices sky-high, our balls are in a sling. Well, old Halley's Comet is due through again. They call it a 'dirty snowball'. Heck, a little dirt in your drink can't hurt. The tankers are fueled and prepped for launch; the fighter escort is ready for action; the ten warheads should more than suffice. The heck with posterity; these are desperate times. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.