Article: 261493 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Subject: 26x100
Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:27:27 -0500
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"Your parent is so fat, it appreciably perturbs your
 homeworld's orbit."

       "*Your* parent is so skinny, it must lie lengthwise
        to photosynthesize."

"Your parent is so stupid, it abducted a human and stuck
 the probe down its *mouth*."

       "*Your* parent is so dumb, its lips move when it

"Your parent is so unsightly, it can paint stripes around its
 thorax and be mistaken for a gas giant."

       "*Your* parent is so nasty, it lacks bilateral symmetry
        even when it's looking in a mirror."

"Your parent's eyestalks are so nappy...."

       "You better not be talking about my parent's eyestalks,

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