Article: 261493 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 26x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:27:27 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 34 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O THE DOZENS ON BETA ERIDANI ************************** "Your parent is so fat, it appreciably perturbs your homeworld's orbit." "*Your* parent is so skinny, it must lie lengthwise to photosynthesize." "Your parent is so stupid, it abducted a human and stuck the probe down its *mouth*." "*Your* parent is so dumb, its lips move when it communicates." "Your parent is so unsightly, it can paint stripes around its thorax and be mistaken for a gas giant." "*Your* parent is so nasty, it lacks bilateral symmetry even when it's looking in a mirror." "Your parent's eyestalks are so nappy...." "You better not be talking about my parent's eyestalks, man!" -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.