Article: 261498 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:28:09 -0500
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The mouse sported a human ear squarely on its back -- a 
successful experiment in tissue growth.  Phillips admired
his work.  The cartilage was fully formed and properly
shaped, all having grown from a few implanted cells.

Back at his desk, Phillips got comfortable and dozed --
never a wise idea when pranksters like Kransky are around....

                   - * -

Two days later Phillips stormed into the lab, his face
purple with rage.  Student assistants tittered as he
stomped into Kransky's office, slamming the door.

"Say," smirked Kransky, "Is that a mouse growing on your

"Shut up and give me a scalpel," growled Phillips.

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