Article: 261498 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 29x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:28:09 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 30 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O EAR *** The mouse sported a human ear squarely on its back -- a successful experiment in tissue growth. Phillips admired his work. The cartilage was fully formed and properly shaped, all having grown from a few implanted cells. Back at his desk, Phillips got comfortable and dozed -- never a wise idea when pranksters like Kransky are around.... - * - Two days later Phillips stormed into the lab, his face purple with rage. Student assistants tittered as he stomped into Kransky's office, slamming the door. "Say," smirked Kransky, "Is that a mouse growing on your ear?" "Shut up and give me a scalpel," growled Phillips. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.