Article: 261500 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 31x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:28:33 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 27 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O FAX ADVERTISING *************** "It's difficult to explain over the vidphone," Vinson asserted. "I'll fax you." He hung up. A minute later, my fax box hummed to life and a Vinson clone stepped out. "Let's take a look at those plans," it said. Clones are very businesslike. Fifteen minutes later, I understood the problem. The clone melted into sludge in the bioplasm recycling bin, and I started to draft a response to Vinson. Just then my fax activated again. "Can I interest you in a variety of FREE simware chips?" oiled the clone. I recycled it immediately. How do these morons get my number?! -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.