Article: 261501 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <andsol@cml.rice.edu>
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Subject: 35x100
Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:29:22 -0500
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FUTURE PERFECT
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In recent years, thanks to advances in temporal slipstream
technology, humanity has spread out through the space-time
continuum.  It has become the mode to vacation on pre-explosion
Krakatoa; to dance around fires with the Picts; the make love
in the tombs of the Pharaohs.

Many corporations have moved themselves entirely across the
time barrier.  Several Japanese firms operate wholely out
of the future, stealing and repatenting technology as fast
as the recursion loop will allow.  Boone Dynamics, on the other
hand, relocated to the past; they send in their quarterly
reports by time capsule.

When were you when they shot JFK?

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