Article: 261501 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 35x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:29:22 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 26 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O FUTURE PERFECT ************** In recent years, thanks to advances in temporal slipstream technology, humanity has spread out through the space-time continuum. It has become the mode to vacation on pre-explosion Krakatoa; to dance around fires with the Picts; the make love in the tombs of the Pharaohs. Many corporations have moved themselves entirely across the time barrier. Several Japanese firms operate wholely out of the future, stealing and repatenting technology as fast as the recursion loop will allow. Boone Dynamics, on the other hand, relocated to the past; they send in their quarterly reports by time capsule. When were you when they shot JFK? -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.