Article: 261505 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <andsol@cml.rice.edu>
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Subject: 39x100
Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:30:18 -0500
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HIGH AND WIDE
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"Did I hit it?"

"Hang on; I'm looking...."

"....well?!"

"I think you missed."

"How could I have missed?!"

"You targeted the wrong planet."

"Impossible!"

"Yep....yep....yes, you definitely destroyed the fifth planet out."

"Oh....dear.  What a slip-up."

"There, there.  They wre both covered with water; anybody could have
 made the same mistake."

"I'm so sorry.  Is there anything left?"

"No, Planet Five is pretty much an asteroid belt."

"Well, crud.  Look, I'll try again...it's the red one, right?"

"Blue! it's the *blue* one!"

"Right, gotcha....okay, bombs away!"

"We've got a few million years to wait.  Dominoes?"

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