Article: 261505 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 39x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:30:18 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 44 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O HIGH AND WIDE ************* "Did I hit it?" "Hang on; I'm looking...." "....well?!" "I think you missed." "How could I have missed?!" "You targeted the wrong planet." "Impossible!" "Yep....yep....yes, you definitely destroyed the fifth planet out." "Oh....dear. What a slip-up." "There, there. They wre both covered with water; anybody could have made the same mistake." "I'm so sorry. Is there anything left?" "No, Planet Five is pretty much an asteroid belt." "Well, crud. Look, I'll try again...it's the red one, right?" "Blue! it's the *blue* one!" "Right, gotcha....okay, bombs away!" "We've got a few million years to wait. Dominoes?" -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.