Article: 261510 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <andsol@cml.rice.edu>
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Subject: 43x100
Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:31:10 -0500
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ANIMAL HUSBANDRY
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I've had it up to here with those danged giant ants.

I set the herd out to pasture and was muckin' the pens
when I heard somethin' peculiar outside.  I got into
the yard to find this ant, big as a tank, stalkin' my
cows.  I ran for the house and fetched my shotgun, but
when I got back that nuisance had left, totin' my prize
heifer away like a grocery sack.

Since then they've raided me every day.  They've learnt
to fear buckshot, but they still got half my milch-cows.

I guess they can't find aphids their own size.

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