Article: 261510 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 43x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:31:10 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 25 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O ANIMAL HUSBANDRY **************** I've had it up to here with those danged giant ants. I set the herd out to pasture and was muckin' the pens when I heard somethin' peculiar outside. I got into the yard to find this ant, big as a tank, stalkin' my cows. I ran for the house and fetched my shotgun, but when I got back that nuisance had left, totin' my prize heifer away like a grocery sack. Since then they've raided me every day. They've learnt to fear buckshot, but they still got half my milch-cows. I guess they can't find aphids their own size. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.