Article: 261511 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:31:23 -0500
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This jackass was starting to annoy me, swilling hootch
in my favorite canteen, bragging about his violations
of the Temporal Code.

" then it hit me," he was saying, "why not go back
and tell Einstein about Relativity?  So I did.  It was
great! this pimply teenager, funky hair but no mustache,
thinking I'm a fuckin' genius! 

"Once I started, I couldn't stop.  It's helical, Watson.
Democritus, think small.  Categorical Imperative, Immanuel,
see?  It was a lot of work, but guess what: every great
idea, ever, was originally mine!"

"Not *every* one," I said, drawing my blaster and firing

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