Article: 261511 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 44x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:31:23 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 28 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O GREAT IDEA ********** This jackass was starting to annoy me, swilling hootch in my favorite canteen, bragging about his violations of the Temporal Code. "...so then it hit me," he was saying, "why not go back and tell Einstein about Relativity? So I did. It was great! this pimply teenager, funky hair but no mustache, thinking I'm a fuckin' genius! "Once I started, I couldn't stop. It's helical, Watson. Democritus, think small. Categorical Imperative, Immanuel, see? It was a lot of work, but guess what: every great idea, ever, was originally mine!" "Not *every* one," I said, drawing my blaster and firing smoothly. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.