Article: 261514 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:32:03 -0500
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Dear Employees:

As you know, there has been some friction regarding our
recent merger of Arcadia Electronics with F'zzzk Enterprises.
To ease the transition, please observe these restrictions:

   *  There shall be no garging in restrooms, nor urinating
      in gargrooms.  The functions are similar but not

   *  Ritual coupling shall occur after hours, and only in
      approved mudrooms.

   *  No smoking in the Brood Chamber.

   *  Do NOT destroy larvae!  If you find one in your office,
      call security and it will be removed.

   *  Show deference to the Hive Mother.

Please help smooth the way to a peaceful, efficient workplace.


The Management

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