Article: 261514 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 46x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:32:03 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 37 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O INTEROFFICE MEMO **************** Dear Employees: As you know, there has been some friction regarding our recent merger of Arcadia Electronics with F'zzzk Enterprises. To ease the transition, please observe these restrictions: * There shall be no garging in restrooms, nor urinating in gargrooms. The functions are similar but not identical. * Ritual coupling shall occur after hours, and only in approved mudrooms. * No smoking in the Brood Chamber. * Do NOT destroy larvae! If you find one in your office, call security and it will be removed. * Show deference to the Hive Mother. Please help smooth the way to a peaceful, efficient workplace. Signed, The Management -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.