Article: 261520 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 49x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:32:42 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 29 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O JOHNNY-BOY ********** We love our Johnny-Boy. He's a read godsend. He mows our lawn and rakes leaves. He helps in the kitchen. He greets every morning with a big smile. He never cries or complains. That Johnny-Boy -- we love him. The whole block loves Johnny-Boy! He carries groceries and builds treehouses and acts responsibly. He's very patriotic. Sheila Swenson jealously bought her own Johnny-Boy. They must have misgrown him at the factory, though. He went crazy and died. Just between us: I've made some adjustments to Johnny-Boy. He pleasures us every night with a fine variety of attachments. We LUUUUUUUV our Johnny-Boy. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.