Article: 261520 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:32:42 -0500
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We love our Johnny-Boy.

He's a read godsend.  He mows our lawn and rakes leaves.  He helps in
the kitchen.  He greets every morning with a big smile.  He never cries
or complains.

That Johnny-Boy -- we love him.

The whole block loves Johnny-Boy!  He carries groceries and builds
treehouses and acts responsibly.  He's very patriotic.

Sheila Swenson jealously bought her own Johnny-Boy.  They must have
misgrown him at the factory, though.  He went crazy and died.

Just between us: I've made some adjustments to Johnny-Boy.  He
pleasures us every night with a fine variety of attachments.

We LUUUUUUUV our Johnny-Boy.
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