Article: 261521 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 50x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:32:57 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 26 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O THE KING OF THE UNIVERSE ************************ He was just a small boy with a soft voice and a bad haircut. He looked thoroughly average, but the universe bowed and scraped as he passed. I met him in Tokyo. "This lad claims," smirked Ishida, "that pi is three. Strangely enough, for him it is." The boy dutifully worked it out for me on paper. I found no mistakes. We have housed him in our laboratories. We make him very comfortable. He plays video games, while five feet away we build equipment utilizing the locally unquantized energy of an electron. Bring our majesty another burger. Hey, hold still! -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.