Article: 261523 of talk.bizarre
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Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:35:41 -0500
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I remember the end of the lab feud.  Poor Vickers, the oldest and slowest
of the Nuclear group, lay slumped with his clipboard crimping his jugular.
The High-Energy Boys had struck again.  We swore vengeance.

We stormed their laboratory after sundown.  They were waiting.  Simpson
got holed by a dye laser, and a railgun-propelled paperclip unhorsed
Ellerbee.  The tide turned when, under the cover of Halon release, Injun
Bill threw their high-voltage breakers.  They fell back from a hail of
Thorium samples, and we strung up their section leader with his own bypass

Don't bring your maser to town.

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