Article: 261527 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 54x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:36:21 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 27 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O MAD AS HELL *********** Am I ever MAD! Last week I successfully repaired a back-up pump for the nutrient vats. It hadn't worked in millidays. Nobody has ever fixed one before. My supervisor was pleased. She called me into her cubicle. "Stanley 11!" she announced. "The Computer has authorized, as a reward, a new jumpsuit and five units of saccharine boosters! Plus, an added bonus!" That night my stimulant additive tasted subtly different.... So, for the next ten sleepcycles I get to be angry. After that, unfortunately, I'll have to go back to being happy again like everybody else. And that PISSES ME OFF. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.