Article: 261544 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 69x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:39:53 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 27 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O PIPE DREAM (3 of 3) ******************* Dournier shouted over the din of a thousand churning computers. "I have good news and bad news!" The President nodded. "The good news is that my plan is working. Look!" The President squinted at the Magritte painting. He touched the canvas and felt something cold and hard. "It's a real pipe!" he exclaimed. "Yes," acknowledged Dournier. "Unfortunately, we've overshot our mark. A disaster may be brewing." Sure enough, a wave of pipe-ness rolled across the world. Shoes became pipes. Eyes became pipes. The army (pipe) tried to stop (pipe) the pipe, but pipe nothing would pipe pipe. Pipe Pipe Pipe! -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.