Article: 261545 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 70x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:40:07 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 50 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O THE THOUGHT POLICE ****************** Driving home from work, I daydreamed about becoming a butterfly. Sirens interrupted my reverie. Uh-oh -- the Thought Police! He looked like a hardnose -- young; lantern-jawed; mirrorshades. My papers were intact; might I escape with a ticket? no such luck. "Step out of the car," he ordered brusquely. I complied. "I'm going to ask you to free-associate. Ready? "Soup." "Bone." "Iron." "Wedge." "Shack." "Love." "Jolly." "Goat." "Penny." "Brain." He closed his notebook. "Put your hands on top of the car," he instructed. Great -- another Driving Under the Influence of Creativity. If they revoke my brain again, I'll never get it back. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.