Article: 261545 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:40:07 -0500
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Driving home from work, I daydreamed about becoming a
butterfly.  Sirens interrupted my reverie.  Uh-oh --
the Thought Police!

He looked like a hardnose -- young; lantern-jawed; 
mirrorshades.  My papers were intact; might I escape
with a ticket? no such luck.  "Step out of the car,"
he ordered brusquely.  I complied.

"I'm going to ask you to free-associate.  Ready? 











He closed his notebook.  "Put your hands on top of
the car," he instructed.

Great -- another Driving Under the Influence of
Creativity.  If they revoke my brain again, I'll
never get it back.

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