Article: 261547 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <andsol@cml.rice.edu>
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Subject: 72x100
Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:40:56 -0500
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PROGRESS
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"Observe."

Cage One: Monkey.  Bananas.  Crates.  Monkey climbs crates to eat bananas.

Moving along.....

"Observe."

Cage Two: Monkey.  Bananas.  Crates.  Monkey fashions boomerang from wooden
slats and cuts bananas down.  Monkey eats bananas.

Moving along.....

"Observe."

Cage Three: Monkey.  Bananas.  Crates.  Monkey designs articulated robot
arm to retrieve bananas.  Monkey irritatedly draws privacy curtain as it
eats.

I do not wish to move along.

"Observe!"

Cage Four: Monkey.  Bananas.  Crates.  Monkey pulls intestinal coil of
wiring from crates and makes adjustment.  It watches me cunningly through
the glass as it pushes a button.

My legs!....

I.....

I fetch the bananas.

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