Article: 261547 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <email@example.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 72x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:40:56 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 44 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O PROGRESS ******** "Observe." Cage One: Monkey. Bananas. Crates. Monkey climbs crates to eat bananas. Moving along..... "Observe." Cage Two: Monkey. Bananas. Crates. Monkey fashions boomerang from wooden slats and cuts bananas down. Monkey eats bananas. Moving along..... "Observe." Cage Three: Monkey. Bananas. Crates. Monkey designs articulated robot arm to retrieve bananas. Monkey irritatedly draws privacy curtain as it eats. I do not wish to move along. "Observe!" Cage Four: Monkey. Bananas. Crates. Monkey pulls intestinal coil of wiring from crates and makes adjustment. It watches me cunningly through the glass as it pushes a button. My legs!.... I..... I fetch the bananas. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: firstname.lastname@example.org, Math Dept., Rice U.