Article: 261551 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 74x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:41:21 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 25 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O ROUNDUP ******* She was magnificent. A patrol spotted her in sigma quadrant, so I decided to suit up and have a look. She was silvery-white with red boosters and a streamlined shape, displacing eight hundred tonnes if she was a cubic inch. I had to have her. My boys tried to hold her with tractor beams, but she was too big and too fast. Eventually we lured her into a stasis field and towed her home, amid microwave screams of rage. She's too spirited to ride; she'll swallow the fool who gets close. Once broken, though, she'll take me to the stars. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.