Article: 261551 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Subject: 74x100
Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:41:21 -0500
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She was magnificent.  A patrol spotted her in sigma quadrant,
so I decided to suit up and have a look.  She was silvery-white
with red boosters and a streamlined shape, displacing eight
hundred tonnes if she was a cubic inch.  I had to have her.

My boys tried to hold her with tractor beams, but she was too
big and too fast.  Eventually we lured her into a stasis field
and towed her home, amid microwave screams of rage.

She's too spirited to ride; she'll swallow the fool who gets

Once broken, though, she'll take me to the stars.

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