Article: 261552 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 80x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:42:44 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 28 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O SKYWHALES ********* Mount yer rocketbikes, lads! Me radio's cracklin', and that means but one thing: there's skywhales about. Load up, lazies! Don't be fearin'! Certes, yer skywhale is vicious in a pinch -- aye, one behemoth took me leg right off with its fighting tentacles, barbs a-bristlin' -- but if ye win out, ye'll be rich! Rich, I said! fer them blimps is full of hydrogen -- the purest. Suck me dry a skywhale, maties, and we'll all be rollin' in whores on Io. So crank yer harpoons! Ride pretty, and don't chase it below the Methane Interface! Bring one back for the _Jovian_ _Princess_! -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.