Article: 261584 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 81x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:43:13 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 47 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! ************************ "What did Thorn say?" "He said, 'Soylent Green is people!'" "That's what I thought he said." "Can it be true? that yummy Soylent Green stuff?" "Made out of people, huh? damn!" "I guess they won't make any more now." "Back to that nasty algae crap." "Shit. What if we don't tell?" "Thorn will." "....he doesn't *have* to." "What?!" "Weeeelllll....Thorn is in *bad* shape. Might not survive." "We can't just snuff him!" "Not 'snuff' him. Reprocess him!" "You mean...." "Yes. Soylent Green is Thorn." "....you know, he does look kind of tasty." "That's the spirit. Get his legs, would you?" -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.