Article: 261555 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 84x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:43:53 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 29 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O SUBURBAN CONFLICT ***************** 1GR9r$ was weeding his lawn. I went to give him a piece of my mind. "Your stranglevine's been at my trash again," I said. 1GR9r$ squinted at me with five of his eyestalks. "Lying thing," he hissed, still pulling dandelions and stuffing them into his maw. "The way of deception is yours! Most assuredly a dog-creature your culprit! To seek, and cease these bothersome accusations!" I can't stand liars, least of all from other planets. I hawked up some mucus and spat in 1GR9r$'s porcelain worship pool as I left. His tentacles quivered with rage. This neighborhood's gone to shit. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.