Article: 261555 of talk.bizarre
From: Andrew Solberg <>
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Subject: 84x100
Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:43:53 -0500
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1GR9r$ was weeding his lawn.  I went to give him a 
piece of my mind.

"Your stranglevine's been at my trash again," I said.
1GR9r$ squinted at me with five of his eyestalks.

"Lying thing," he hissed, still pulling dandelions
and stuffing them into his maw.  "The way of deception
is yours!  Most assuredly a dog-creature your culprit!
To seek, and cease these bothersome accusations!"

I can't stand liars, least of all from other planets.
I hawked up some mucus and spat in 1GR9r$'s porcelain
worship pool as I left.  His tentacles quivered with

This neighborhood's gone to shit.

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