Article: 261585 of talk.bizarre
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Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:46:57 -0500
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The Yellow Submarine bridged the gap between dimensions once
more in search of musical heroes.  The Blue Meanies had returned
to their wicked ways, and only champions from Earth could drive
them back.  Unfortunately, the Beatles were defunct; the captain
had to settle for Nine Inch Nails.

Trent and company had many disturbing adventures passing through
the Land of Sexual Dysfunction and the Cenobite Sea, pausing only
to leave Nowhere Man bleeding in a ditch.  They surveyed the 
disaster zone and discovered they enjoyed the fascist domination
of sound, swiftly displacing the Meanies as dictators.

Never bring strange bands home.

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