Article: 288534 of talk.bizarre
From: "David Low" <dlow@tpgi.com.au>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Welcome to Fail to Suck Day!
Date: 30 Nov 1996 13:24:47 GMT
Organization: Creative Cremations
Lines: 15
Message-ID: <01bbddf9$8ec9b6c0$321f1acb@alien>

It's just turned midnight, 1st December.  That means Fail to Suck Day
is here.  Here's a little something to kick it off.

Fail to Suck Day Haiku

Hark Fail to Suck Day.
A way to say, "Please delay,
And read what you write."

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