Article: 288805 of talk.bizarre Newsgroups: talk.bizarre From: email@example.com (Lisa Chabot) Subject: Re: New Dating Hair Club for Cars by EMail.... Message-ID: <lscE1uzzw.Mou@netcom.com> Organization: VMl References: <01bbdeec$b131ce20$204698c2@5x86> <firstname.lastname@example.org> Date: Tue, 3 Dec 1996 22:33:31 GMT Lines: 22 Sender: email@example.com Larry Doering <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote: >Wow! I thought all The Club was good for was to keep your >car from getting stolen, and now it turns out The Club >can also find you a date! It has to do with marketing-induced perceptions of virility: supposedly, if you're a guy and you have enough hair on your head, thieves won't dare to steal your car, but they may try to date you. (Women, on the other hand, traditionally employ some kind of talking snake, although this has been shown to get them and their dates thrown out of places.) I'm not sure of the efficacity of that spray on scratch covering stuff, though. . . "I'm not just a customer, . but I play one on tv." . -- THE MIRRORS WOULD DO WELL TO REFLECT FURTHER.