Article: 288805 of talk.bizarre
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From: lsc@netcom.com (Lisa Chabot)
Subject: Re: New Dating Hair Club for Cars by EMail....
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Date: Tue, 3 Dec 1996 22:33:31 GMT
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Larry Doering <doering@xrayspex.nlm.nih.gov> wrote:
>Wow!  I thought all The Club was good for was to keep your
>car from getting stolen, and now it turns out The Club
>can also find you a date! 

It has to do with marketing-induced perceptions of virility: 
supposedly, if you're a guy and you have enough hair on your
head, thieves won't dare to steal your car, but they may try to date you.
(Women, on the other hand, traditionally employ some kind of talking snake,
although this has been shown to get them and their dates thrown out of
places.)

I'm not sure of the efficacity of that spray on
scratch covering stuff, though.

.
.                                                  "I'm not just a customer,
.                                                   but I play one on tv."
.

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