Article: 288796 of talk.bizarre
From: (william d dickerson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: chinese invasion
Date: 3 Dec 1996 18:28:20 GMT
Organization: Oryx Energy Company
Lines: 12
Message-ID: <581rg4$>
References: <57s8vo$>

In article <57s8vo$>, jack prussell <> writes:
|> this chinese have millions of gophers digging a tunnel under the pacific
|> to use in a surprise invasion. it will be finished in 2157 ad

You've got your facts all wrong!!! It's not gophers, 
it's Gopher.  You know, the guy from the LOVE BOAT.
The Chinese have brainwashed him into digging the
tunnel.  And you thought he was still in Washington....