Article: 288613 of talk.bizarre Newsgroups: talk.bizarre From: email@example.com (Scott Dorsey) Subject: VAT.BOB Announcement Message-ID: <kludgeE1qvLw.1K2@netcom.com> Organization: Institute for Boatanchor Studies Date: Sun, 1 Dec 1996 17:08:20 GMT Lines: 51 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org "We're going down to Walnut Hills, going to join in a rock and roll band. Got to get back to the land, set my soul free." -- Crosby Stills, Nash and Young "That giant sucking sound you hear? It's America. American cars suck. American TV? That sucks too. Even the candidates we have for president all suck. But VAT.BOB? It fails to suck, even though now with NAFTA they have to let in the Canadians. But hurry fast! Next year they are moving everything offshore to New Mexico for the cheap labor so act now." -- Ross Perot, C-Span 11/5/96 "If I wasn't dead, I'd be at VAT.BOB" -- Elvis Presley "VAT.BOB is big. It's bigger than my wife, and you know how she goes for those cheese blintzes." -- Henny Youngman "No, man, no. VAT.BOB? I ain't going there. I don't never go to parties unless they is a good supply of drugs there." -- Marion Barry "It's the biggest thing in the world. I mean, the pyramids were pretty good, but they just weren't VAT.BOB. Oh, how things have changed since my time." -- Pharoh Ramses II "<expletive deleted> <expletive deleted> <expletive deleted> <expletive deleted> <expletive deleted> and the <expletive deleted> <expletive deleted> in your <expletive deleted>. I tell you, <expletive deleted> <expletive deleted> <expletive deleted> <expletive deleted>. VAT.BOB is the <expletive deleted>." -- Pope John Paul III "The leading causes of cancer in this country are tofu and alfalfa sprouts." -- R. J. Reynolds "I'll be there! I'll be there! I'll be there!" --- Emerson Lake and Palmer -- "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."