Article: 288612 of talk.bizarre
From: (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Real World Fail To Suck JPCA (FTSD)
Date: Sun, 01 Dec 1996 11:57:16 -0800
Organization: Castle Wetware Internet Services, Inc.
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The current Archie McPhee catalog contains a section that has been
carefully rewritten in the style of the famous J Peterman catalog.

"Wisdom of the Orient" describes the Martian Popping Thing.
Cary Grant promoting Droopy Eyeballs Glasses.
Django Reinhart's Magic 8-ball, helping him elude the Nazis.

well, you get the idea.

with assistance from LSC of the Vermius Maximus Laboratories