Article: 288623 of talk.bizarre From: firstname.lastname@example.org (bill coderre) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: The talk.bizarre ribbon (FTSD) Date: Sun, 01 Dec 1996 12:50:18 -0800 Organization: Castle Wetware Internet Services, Inc. Lines: 20 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Recently, it seems that every cause has a ribbon. Pink ribbon for breast cancer. Blue ribbon for internet free speech. Green ribbon with a little gilt edging for insider trading reform. Frayed ribbon for leprosy. Etc. Naturally, we need a talk.bizarre ribbon. Lisa thinks it should be red-and-blue banded plaid, spelling out in morse code, "FAIL TO SUCK." I immediately thought of Imipolex-G. But this is hardly surprising. I want to have an entire suit made from it. We imagined that mister x would have a ribbon made of that sentient plastic that was such a nuisance for Jon Pertwee. mr HEINOUS or maybe just a ribbon adorned with dozens of little eyes that followed you around as you moved. and blinked occasionally.