Article: 288720 of talk.bizarre
From: (Diane Wilson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The talk.bizarre ribbon (FTSD)
Date: 2 Dec 1996 16:17:22 GMT
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
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Originator: thwilson@brtph885

No ribbons.

Instead, a live cave newt, trained to stay on your shoulder at all times.

Bonus points if the cave newt can recite any t.b FAQ.

Bonus points if the cave newt's monthly voting score is higher than
yours, or if he has you in his killfile, or if he has been to more BOBs
than you have.

Bonus points if the cave newt whispers BillBill posts in your ear as you
go to sleep at night.
Diane Wilson, gender refusnik      | Due to a lack of trained trumpeters,             | the end of the world has been     | postponed indefinitely. |                 --Attribution Dammit