Article: 288707 of talk.bizarre Newsgroups: talk.bizarre From: macrae@rikaxp.riken.go.jp (R. M. Macrae) Subject: rejection slip Message-ID: <1996Dec2.112407@rikaxp> Lines: 50 Sender: news@riksun.riken.go.jp Nntp-Posting-Host: rikaxp Organization: RIKEN (The Institute of Physical and Chemical Research) Wako, Saitama, 351-01, Japan Date: Mon, 2 Dec 1996 02:24:07 GMT Lines: 50 He was searching for words. His elbow rested on the desk, his wrist was limp, and his index finger traced tiny Lissajous figures in the air. I sensed in him a great compassion. He did not want to hurt me. Unduly. - "I don't know," he said. "It's all very he she I you this, it's all very punctuation, it's all very verbs nouns." - "The piece," he said. "Overall. The piece itself. Too unsustained." "Unsustained?" I inquired. Meaning "Meaning?" "Unsustained," he said. "Not ... sufficiently ... sustained." "But undiluted," I said. "Undiluted I admit," he replied. "Albeit. Yet unsustained." - "And the paper," he said, "is the wrong size. Too small. You cannot convince anyone with this kind of writing. On this kind of paper." - A rustle of suits in the quiet room as we stood and shook hands. - The rejection slip is the size of a business card, and is extravagantly embellished with rococo curlicues. It reads simply: No. --- rod macrae macrae@rikaxp.riken.go.jp today's anagram: cracked AOR emir