Article: 288682 of talk.bizarre
From: gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: bagel of the morning
Date: 1 Dec 1996 23:03:30 -0500
Organization: Miskatonic Springs Bottling Company
Lines: 36
Message-ID: <57tkei$b9b@panix.com>



there'll be no batter on your hands
and no eggs for you to beat.
no, there's no need to use a pan
no matter how long you oversleep.
i see no need to cook at home,
if you're too old to face the dawn.

   just call me bagel of the morning, bagel,
   spread on cream cheese before you eat me.
   just call me bagel of the morning, maybe
   have a little lox as well.

maybe you'll work out and keep thin,
and it won't matter anyhow.
if cholesterol says you've sinned,
well, i was what you wanted now.
bakers worked all through the night,
so you could start the day off right.

   just call me bagel of the morning, bagel,
   spread on cream cheese before you eat me.
   just call me bagel of the morning, maybe
   have a little lox as well.

[TROMBONE SOLO]

I won't beg you to stay with me
if your mood of the day,
is for other food for lunch or dinner.
just call me bagel of the morning, bagel,
spread on cream cheese before you eat me.


-ed g.