Article: 288772 of talk.bizarre From: Ned Netherded@Default.ibm.net Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: How Do I Lick Thee? Date: Mon, 02 Dec 1996 19:09:11 GMT Lines: 47 Message-ID: <1996Dec02.190911.167408018@Default.ibm.net> Reply-To: temcleo@ibm.net D'oh! I missed Fail-To-Suck Day. That sucks! Oh well, speaking of sucking... HOW DO I LICK THEE? a lesbian manifesto by Elizabeth Bare-it Brown-Nose (daughter of Mrs. Brown & Mr. Nose) Judging beauty by the books People say they like your looks But I relate more lingually: It's through my tongue that you touch me. You are sweet beyond compare Your feet may stink but I don't care 'Cause taste, to me, (I've told my nose) Is all that matters 'bout your toes. We warm up, kissing, just for kicks With tongue in cheek I get my licks And lather up your lips with suds You make me whet; you burst my 'buds! I love to nibble on your feets And eyes and ears and nose and teats! Then down I go -- I won't be sated Till on your pubes I've salivated. And deep into your scrumptious slit With trembling tongue I smear my spit, But there I stop; I'm not so heinous As to eat your awful anus. You know you'd never find a soul Who'd rather smoke than stroke THAT hole, So don't feel bad -- let's keep in touch 'Cause I still lick you very much. Ned Netherded